Everything Else

Björk and Her Bird Whistles

Had to do a double take when I came across this. Björk 9th album Utopia is getting re-released with a limited edition boxset. The boxset includes a series of handmade wooden flutes used for bird calling. If this doesn’t scream Björk, I don’t know what does.

Posting an unboxing on her YouTube page, the artist wrote,

“utopia is so much about birdsong and sonically the mutation between synth/bird , bird/flute , flute/synth ……. air like that was a theme through all of the album . so i got very excited when i found these handmade wooden flutes imitating precisely particular birds . and i guess wanted you guys to have an opportunity to share that with me …….. enjoy !!! warmthness , björk”

Bjork Bird Whistle.png

Utopia bird call boxset

If you are literally dripping cash like I am, make sure to order at least 2 to 3 of these bad boys. Only a cool £500.00. 



Everything Else

Trolling Whitney with Whitney

Whitney posted this gem recently on their Facebook page. Someone did a cover of Whitney Houston’s “I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)” in the unique sound of Whitney. This is an over the top troll-job worth listening too.

Whitney Troll 8.16
Houston – The Night Falls

The BandCamp’s description reads, ”

“Houston was born from a series of laidback early-morning songwriting sessions during one of the hottest summers in Texashistory, after Houston Smith and Whitney Western (former members of Western Smiths) reconnected – first as roommates splitting rent in a small Texas apartment and later as musical collaborators passing the guitar and the lyrics sheet back and forth”

Best part is if you are feeling generous you can purchase the track for a cool $100 dollar bill.



Everything Else

American Football Touring With Chinese Football

American Football will make their way over to Asia for a series of shows in late July. None other than, Chinese Football will open for them on 3 nights – Beijing, Shanghai, and Hong Kong. I had to do a triple take when I saw this come up on my Facebook scroll. Thought it as a meme, but this is in fact a real thing.

Chinese Football
American Football Asia Tour – American Football Facebook PAge

Two Footballs Three Nights.



Everything Else

Chance The Rapper = Scientist

Outside of forcing his very mediocre and asshole of a brother to the bill of festival after festival, Chance the Rapper has been keeping himself busy by fighting science.

On Twitter, Chance dated the world at a million years old on the “high side”.  I don’t know if Chance was sleeping during science class or what, but the guy needs to hit the books. This is a bad look for a pretty large and succcesful name in the music industry.

Chance Tweet
Chance The Rapper’s Twitter

His scientific expertise included a poll where he wanted to know which source was 100% right all the time.  You can see how I voted.

Chance Poll
Chance The Rapper’s Twitter


Everything Else

Dev Hynes, Please Bring Back Lightspeed Champion

Looking at Setlist.FM, Lightspeed Champion’s last show was on 1/2/2011. That’s 2,998 days ago. Dev Hynes retired Lightspeed Champion to go all in on his excellent Blood Orange project, but it’s okay to miss Lightspeed Champion.

2008’s Falling Off The Lavender Bridge, is an extremely enjoyable album with songs like: “Dry Lips”, “Galaxy of the Lost”, and the almost 10 minute jam, “Midnight Surprise”. Lightspeed Champion was a guitar driven project by Dev – being much different from his dance and R&B focused project, Blood Orange.


Being Brave on Instagram

I went ahead and did the world a favor with this ask. When Dev brings Lightspeed Champion back, feel free to thank me.


Everything Else

Snippet of New Tame Impala

Kevin Parker shared a snippet from a new Tame Impala song on band’s Instagram page. New Tame Impala music is on everyone’s mind – with the announcement that Kevin Parker and group will be playing SNL on March 30th.

With Tame Impala’s last album being released in 2015, it’s nice to hear new music.

Listen for yourself


Everything Else

Mac DeMarco Overshadowed by The National

On Tuesday, Mac DeMarco announced his new album, Here Comes The Cowboy where  “Nobody” was released as a single. I have to say that the music video was neat. Mac wears a white cowboy hat while decked out in lizard makeup. You don’t see that every day.

Mac DeMarco Goofball
Mac DeMarco as a Lizardman. From “Nobody” music video.

Outside of the interesting video, the song is a little of a snooze. I understand DeMarco is attempting to step away from the rowdy nature of his first couple of albums, but the song is dangerously soft. It’s not a bad song, but it’s a song that you play when you are trying to fall sleep. I’d call it “relaxing”.

Just hours later, the National announced, I Am Easy To Find – a quick follow-up to their 2017 album, Sleep Well Beast.

The first single to come off of the newly announced album is You Had Your Soul with You. Electronics blare at the start before Scott Devendorf and his iconic drumming jump in. Scott has to be up there with being one of the most underrated drummers around. The song is an interesting one – there’s a bit where Matt Berninger does a duet Gail Ann Dorsey (was David Bowie’s co-vocalist and bass player). You can hear a tone that is different from the heaviness and melancholy of Sleep Well Beast. It’s strange to say this, but this song had some hope and cheer to it.

I love Mac DeMarco (AKA Loveable Goofball), but 3/5/2019 was The National’s day.


Everything Else

Bloc Party Putting Ellie Goulding In Her Place

There can honestly only be one “Flux” and it’s from 2007’s A Weekend In the City. Not only is the song about a billion times better than Goulding’s “Flux”, Bloc Party’s version also has giant robots and creatures destroying an urban center.  Go kick rocks, Ellie.

Bloc Party

Here’s the badass music video from Bloc Party –


Everything Else

Holy $%^# Vampire Weekend Tickets Are Expensive

After taxes and all kinds of fees to see them live in Chicago, the ticket price netted out to be $104.02. Okay, Okay, I get it – Vampire Weekend are a special group with terrific music, but come on! Am I buying a Saturday pass for a festival or tickets to see one band?

Let’s dive into the receipt of where the money is going (mind you this is for two tickets at $208.04, so we will halve it):

  • General Admission ticket price is $79.50 – If this was the all up price I could convince myself it’s fair.
  • $2.05 for order processing fee – you know they have to process paperwork for my purchase even though there is no paperwork since everything is digital
  • $18.80 for the service fee – you know it’s kind of like buying a toaster at Macy’s and then throwing down an extra 24% because the store had the courtesy to sell it to you.
  • $1.98 for taxes – this one is actually fine.
  • Mailing cost of $1.75 (we will cut this in half just for the sake of math). There wasn’t an option to print or email tickets so take more of my money.
Vampire Weekend Tickets
Selling Soul To Be Able To Buy Vampire Weekend Tickets

That $18.80 fee really rubs me the wrong way. As bands like Vampire Weekend get larger and larger they start to partner up with demonic enterprises like Ticketmaster and these are the effects.


  • I would pay whatever to see these guys, but let me bitch for second.




Everything Else

Bombay Bicycle is Back!

Back in 2016 Bombay Bicycle Club announced a hiatus. The break lasted 3 years, as just yesterday they announced a return on social media. During their break the band members went solo, with frontman Jack Steadman playing in solo project – Mr. Jukes. The entire band will be back with plans of new music and new live shows.

The announcement also featured a short video of the band playing together. Unfortunately, it was dubbed over with other music, but seeing everyone in the same room was still worth it!

Bombay Bicycle Club Twitter